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Sue Kolinsky & Betsy Salkind 5/14/13

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Joel wants a litter of kids, Delta Jeopardy high score, Hollywood Squares, human Google, Green Lantern, stop signs on a hill, illegal underage driving, Paul calls in and takes the neighbor's car, Clark Bar Jennifer Tilly steals cookies, confess to Father Shoe, theft intervention, high ball, Buck, Betsy Salkind & Sue Kolinsky join us to talk about their book- "No Kidding," choice of not having children, vasectomy, sperm search, rent-a-womb, God children & testosterone.

Vanessa O'Brien & The Hawaiian Jungle 5/8/13

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Out of order bathrooms, 42, League Of Their Own, Field Of Dreams, Keanu Reeves, Meg Ryan, Harrison Ford, Kip calls in and recites poetry, Sympathy, Hobo in a bush, homeless Naomi, career changes, politics, Healthy Feet, Lorenzo Lamas does comedy,double chins, jellyfish, Vanessa O'Brien, Explorer's Grand Slam, poles, sleds, training, elite 40, London, mountain climbing, bathrooms in Antarctica, peeing in a cup, Craig explores the jungles of Hawaii, time share tours, and bananas.

Meredith Eaton & Danny Lobell 5/1/13

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Co-host Meredith Eaton fills in for the fever ridden Sarah, Family Law, frosted tips, gag reel, dwarf, top shelf guy, midget, tribal people, no boundaries, no filters, NCIS, Lance cutting the grass, living room shows, West Side Story, piss free edition, Tom Jones and Playmates, Povaratti, ignorance or idiocy, Facebook battle, Hiroshima, Starbucks, therapist, Danny Lobell, Scottish Jews, Cristian Atheist, lifeguard at the Mikvah, Bill Maher, South African gangster.

Jo Ann Willette & Old Friends 4/24/13

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While Joel is away in Puerto Rico we talk about Craig's trip with old friends, bi-focals, spring break girls, horse's teeth, Tom Jones, Fresh Prince, ghost guide, honor roll, nurse's office, JayZ, Cerami calls in, blue ink, old cars, stick shift, ambulance, Christmas Trees, dog in the bathroom, Melissa The Story, friends of Tina, Brazil nuts, Starburst, Herpes sack, wussy car names, the cup, JoAnn Willette is in the studio, love, naked grandma, E Harmony personality test, death day, Irish Cupid, eulogy, Lee Majors, Craig & Jo buy a house, crabs, spaghetti, sister wives, marathoners, Marlboro and gay husbands.

Bobby Slayton & Paul Lyons 4/16/13

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Shoe runs in, pinkies, meditation push ups, bully pontificator, gratitude list, captain, pity pit, neighbor Dave, Boston bombings, perceived enemy, righteous, Bobby Slayton, show biz doctor, Elvis Presley, married couples, fat ass, agnostic, voice overs, Lou Rawls, comedy world, Bandits, hit by a truck, Hitler, Paul Lyons, Barney Fife, impressions, thumb tacks, Catholics, Puerto Rico, touring, teaching English in South Central, Astrology, little people.

David Zasloff & Pheromones 4/10/13

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Craig's new DVD- Daditude, changing poop, spring break, man boobs, yoga, camel toe, traveling with a system, AXE Body Spray, pheromones, Hai Karate Cologne, free soap, large pores, freckles, eye patch, Triumph Spitfire, Lipstick, rainbow, the Bump, trampolines, foam life guard, thumbtacks, Bold & Beautiful porn, Herk, David Zasloff, relatives, old people, Havana, Bronx, French golf, sugar, Shakuhachi, shofar, prisons, Zen Judaism, evolution.

Rob Delaney & Bi- Spirituality 4/2/13

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We went right to the phones today with Keith Leon, garage sales, bi spiritual, 80%, practice wife, 7 steps, socks on the floor, surfer dentist, April fools, What’s Bugging Barb, Craig gets gassed by the dentist, dog cones, bro origins, , Kobe Bryant, hickeys, Rob Delaney, hunting vests, Speedos, Bill  Cosby, Irish privacy, yoga, musicals, naughty biscuits, twitter fights, , babies, garbage trucks, sobriety, national anthem, London, Skype, parent issues, un-civilization, pain into good, and pay to comment.

Happy Anniversary and Hans King 3/27/13

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We celebrate our one year Anniversary, Wonderlust, Shoe is clairsentient, the prediction of Jared, Diana Troy, masturbating for the first time, rubber underpants, coloring your hair, gambling, handshakes, gay rights, Facebook, Clarence Thomas, Jesus, Durango, Indians, white people, Anniversary cake, Hans King predicts a couple of blankets for iliana, the unknown is a huge opportunity, negative energy, success, tangible expectations, spirit with a human coat, write yourself a letter, mind chatter, self destructive behavior, shift of consciousness, Detriot, let go and get, interference, reluctant angels, New Mexico, and keeping your intentions pure.

The Legend of Hole Woman 3/20/13

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Today on the show we talked about reflections in a window, Stephan the new intern, the creative messy type, family meetings, Shoe's walk, degrading women, evolving, crotch to heart, fixing people up, Bradley Cooper, petting a beautiful dog, The Please Touch Museum, dropping balls, Stanley's Comedy Condo, Facebook vs. Twitter contest, orgies, playboy model, webles, mini bar, queefing, labia lasso, sandblaster, Disneyland, managers, Hank Williams, Billy Bobo Debby the puppet, children's car seats, hiding in a VW trunk, country clubs, 1%, headless Goofy, Rocket Man, more-again-higher, Jimmy Stuart, Brittney Spears, Fox News Rape, opinionated Elaine, the legend of Hole Woman, Kegels, and Joel wins the contest by 1!

White Smoke & Moisture Meters 3/13/13

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White smoke for the new Pope, preempted by Rick Dees, TMZ, Kevin Cronin at the airport, Ray Romano, Obama, Sarah Smiles, Fan Fuxxx, moisture meters, Pope 2.0, Bergoglio, feeding apparatus, John Oates calls in, Maneater, eye black, go balls deep, Oates mustache, keeping yourself fresh, Nascar Theme Song, Grammys, twitter show, good friends, Parks & Rec, the circle, ad libbed songs, Craig Handley calls in, MILFS, snatch chat, Wayne Dyer on PBS, Jay-Z, successful cast, zombies, Platanito, Telemundo, sanitariums, breaking the generational curse.

Kelly Carlin & Dylan Brody 3/6/13

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Kelly Carlin, daughter of George Carlin, hosts the show today while Craig is on the set of Parks and Rec. Rick Overton gives us a call to talk about Catholics, Cardinals and picking a new Pope. Shoe calls us, Dylan Brody joins us in the studio to talk about the Amy Pohler faux pa, vibrating in your pants, kraft table, Daddy issues, stereo hi-fi, jazz, Bob Dylan, bad acid trips, Valium, EGO, unicorns, Mother Teresa, LSD, adult freedom, magical donuts, martial arts, meditation, twitter currency, ghost stories, rats playing dress up, Charlie Sheen and Britney Spears.

Samuel L Jackson & Tom Amandes 2/27/13

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Craig is in a great mood today and ready to recap the Oscars! The voice of the Oscars, Cedering Fox, calls in to announce our long time friend and Oscar winner William Goldenberg! Ted on a stool, Argo, Zero Dark Thirty, ride the popular wave. Samuel L Jackson calls in a curses up a storm with a South African throw down. Tom Amandes is in the studio to talk about microphones, Ireland, Greece, college hazing, rhythm method, Catholics, 11 kids, mud rooms, mittens out of foam, Utah, birth class, home births, Dr. T and the Women, size 13 shoe, Saving Lincoln, Wilks Booth, assassination, Spielberg, descendants, Eisenhower, Dixie-crats, Lincoln's house, tri-cornered hats, Gettysburg Address, Daniel Day Lewis, green screens.

Christian Meoli and Shark Fishing 2/20/13

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Joel's new hair, Sarah's laugh, critics online who focus on the negative, zombies, honesty, priest retirement package, Suzanne in a blizzard, fishing in a barrel, butter, Shoe catches a shark,  sandpaper hands, sleeping under a truck in the rain. Christian Meoli joins us to talk about teasing the I-tals, aging well, Superbowl media pass, connecting the dots of our destiny, peace sign car flags, Dr. Jerry Buss, the Green Girl from Star Trek, Kick Starter, skate boards, incest musicals, sweat equity, revolving door, working with friends, and Boston cousins.

Superbowl, Oscars and Rich 2/6/13

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Sarah and Shoe stink, third base and tell, china town, Superbowl, Beyonce, genuine slutty, the super interpreter. Shoe's long time friend and Oscar nominated editor, Billy Goldenberg calls in to  the show, Argo, Zero Dark Thirty, surprise explosions, shutter takes. Rich Aronovitch joins us to talk about selling knives at Costco, Rosa Parks, Heroes, "breath-a-tuse", the Dungeon, Eddie Ifft, South Africa, refusing the towel, whale watching, sharks and bombing, Jim Mcmahon, Bold and The Beautiful, Sarah keeps Shoe honest, daddy to big brother, therapist looses it, and Rich finds God.

LISA ANN WALTER 1/30/13

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Shoe starts off the show with a rant, Jim Nabors comes out, Bitch Andrew calls in, baby talk with Sarah, what you resist- persists, The Stooges, therapy with the Ex, and finally,- the “I'm a cougar” story!
The hilarious Lisa Ann Walter joins us to talk about boobs, sexuality, body image issues, women in comedy, growing some ass, gay ex-husbands, Lindsay Lohan, raising her kids to be sexually respectful, and fine dining with utensils.

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Eddie Brill 1/23/13

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Shoe does out of date impressions, making out with Sean Connery both pre and post dentures, Rogaine, gallow's humor, Led Zeplin and Deep Purple. The very funny comedian and raw foods virtuoso Eddie Brill talks about women in comedy, poison in a bottle, the David Letterman Show, Wall-E, milk, The Bible, Satan, naughty AND nice. Show plays us the tape of him trying to get out of a ticket, Mika's love letter and Craig gets to play high school football.

The Legendary PAUL WILLIAMS! 1/16/13

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Baby MacGyver, dust ruffles, scrap booking, Shoe's mut dog, borderline personality disorder, and rehab.
The very still alive Paul Williams talks about fame, happiness, reflecting the truth, sober creativity, rainbow connection, Barbra Streisand on guitar, a spontaneous duet and a laughidation!

Sarah Sweet & Illeana Douglas 1/9/13

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Sarah wants to know how soon is it to start dating again, Shoe gives us a call from the airport to talk about his favorite female comedians, Jimmy Stuart with a yeast infection, The Hooters, masculine and feminine energy. The very talented Illeana Douglas joined us to talk about women in comedy, her "service" dog, riding on a train, her job as a coat checker and filming in an IKEA. 

LES MIS & Christopher Kennedy Lawford 1/2/13

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Shoe brings his son, Justin to the studio today as we talked about Shoe's full Christmas morning Les Mis experience. Stories about sneaking into musicals, cripples, Lakers cheerleaders and all while
breaking into song!
Christopher Kennedy Lawford joined us to talk about the Rat Pack, Sinatra, mascots, fear is in our DNA, Hannibal Lector at the slot machine, resolutions are a waste of money and Mika's heartfelt New Year's speech.

STOLEN SANDWICH & MARALA SCOTT    12/19/12

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We talked about gun control, planting seeds, silver linings, musicals, Sarah steals a sandwich and delivers some good news.
Award winning-author Marala Scott joined us to talk about laughing at the madness, perception vs reality and breaking the pattern of abuse.


Mark Eddie and the Wizard of Oz 12/13/12

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Comedian/musician Mark Eddie joined us to sing some duets with Shoe. We talked about "homo seats" at the movie theater, Mark's un-sexually active teenage daughters and Les Miserables. During the second hour, we explored the symbolism of The Wizard of Oz.

Dr. Drew and Ventriloquist Sex 11/14/12

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Dr. Drew, The Silver Fox, came on the show to give Craig some much needed advice. We talked about the fear of success, taking a compliment and the side effects of prescription drugs. Craig's drug company conspiracy theory is debunked, Costa Rica has great hookers and Craig has the birthday blues. Oh yeah, did I forget to mention ventriloquist sex and helicopter dick?

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